Ugh No

i’m trying to help my mom with her computer. this is how it’s going:

mom asks me what to do

i tell her what to do

mom says, “no I don’t think that will work/is right…”

i fixed everything she couldn’t fix and she still doesn’t trust me. is this what having kids is like?

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via whoisafraidofvaginawoolf)

I am in the mood to dissolve in the sky.
Virginia Woolf (via exam)

(Source: hellanne, via whoisafraidofvaginawoolf)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot, via kaitmpayne)

ringoogo:

daft punk removes their helmets to reveal that it was old paul mccartney and ringo starr all along

(via queenkobara)

lacigreen:

jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

im bout to break a lot more than chalk.
buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism